Losing My Humanity

I’m not sure if I am a completely normal person.  I like to think everyone else does the ridiculous things I do, but a lot of this is done in private so I never know.  Then again, the way everybody else carries themselves leads me to believe that these adults don’t have moments where they…

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Hang Out With My Thang Out

On my day off, I decided to get a massage.  This turned out to be one of the least relaxing massages I have ever had.  I couldn’t get out of my own head and just enjoy the moment because I was far too busy worrying that I might’ve inadvertently welcomed a “happy ending”.

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Fluff Emergency

In April of this year, I lost the baby my husband and I had been planning due to an ectopic pregnancy.  It was rough physically and emotionally but this isn’t about such sad things.  This is far more vain that that.  My current problem is that it caused me to be fatter than I wanted…

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Tainted Love

In my household, both my husband and I have certain chores that we have divided between the two of us.  He hates cleaning toilets so that’s always my job. I hate scrubbing showers and tubs, so that’s always his job.  I should learn to keep my nose out of his jobs because somehow this one…

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Scaredy Crow

I am an anxious person. I get worked up easily and think the worst of anything that is out of the norm.  If I am on my way to visit my friend in Chicago who I usually talk to via text all day every day and today she isn’t answering, my thoughts range from “She…

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Jurassic Salad

Have you ever had one of those days where your brain is like, “Let’s do ANYTHING other than what we are supposed to be doing,” and no matter your efforts to focus your brain just won’t cooperate?  You try reading a long work email and your brain is like, “NOPE!” 

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