Tea & Social Awkwardness

In an attempt to ward off boredom, I found myself watching a Netflix series titled Very British Problems where noted citizens of England explore all of their national social conventions that end up making them ultimately feel socially awkward and out of sorts on a regular basis.  Although the British have been voted as some…

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Flailing 3rd Grade

It’s back to school season and parents everywhere are jumping for joy as their kids are leaving the house to be in someone else’s care for several hours a day. For working moms, it’s farewell to expensive summer camps. Pumpkin spice lattes are flying out of coffee shops and the bikini body pressures of the…

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Losing My Humanity

I’m not sure if I am a completely normal person.  I like to think everyone else does the ridiculous things I do, but a lot of this is done in private so I never know.  Then again, the way everybody else carries themselves leads me to believe that these adults don’t have moments where they…

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Hang Out With My Thang Out

On my day off, I decided to get a massage.  This turned out to be one of the least relaxing massages I have ever had.  I couldn’t get out of my own head and just enjoy the moment because I was far too busy worrying that I might’ve inadvertently welcomed a “happy ending”.

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Fluff Emergency

In April of this year, I lost the baby my husband and I had been planning due to an ectopic pregnancy.  It was rough physically and emotionally but this isn’t about such sad things.  This is far more vain that that.  My current problem is that it caused me to be fatter than I wanted…

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