I hate people that are happy all the time. It’s the curmudgeon in me. I also don’t like sad sacks who mope all the time and never have anything good happen to them, but people who smile that wide, toothy grin and seem to just radiate constant euphoria cause me to be suspicious. Extreme excitement…
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“A much as I think I would like to be, I will never be a fancy girl.”
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On my day off, I decided to get a massage. This turned out to be one of the least relaxing massages I have ever had. I couldn’t get out of my own head and just enjoy the moment because I was far too busy worrying that I might’ve inadvertently welcomed a “happy ending”.
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Scaredy Crow
I am an anxious person. I get worked up easily and think the worst of anything that is out of the norm. If I am on my way to visit my friend in Chicago who I usually talk to via text all day every day and today she isn’t answering, my thoughts range from “She…
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Jurassic Salad
Have you ever had one of those days where your brain is like, “Let’s do ANYTHING other than what we are supposed to be doing,” and no matter your efforts to focus your brain just won’t cooperate? You try reading a long work email and your brain is like, “NOPE!”
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Adulthood
“Maybe other grown-ups also feel like they are perpetual toddlers clomping around in mommy’s high heels…”
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The Well-Adjusted Adult 